Chapter Two ~ The Divine Bovine
Mom and I were enthralled with the 4H kids and watching them show their cows. We spent a good hour watching groups being led in, then judged, then led away so the next batch could enter the arena. As each group was placed (1st, 2nd, etc) the self-proclaimed world travelling judge would announce to the crowd what had determined the order. It quickly became clear that there is much I don't know (or want to know?) about this enormous animal, when the judge announced to everyone that he placed a cow lower because he would have 'liked to see it's anus a little higher'. I immediately regressed to the age of 2 and got the giggles. ~ Melissa
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