28 August 2012

Evergreen State Fair ~ posted by Melissa

Chapter Two ~ The Divine Bovine
Mom and I were enthralled with the 4H kids and watching them show their cows.  We spent a good hour watching groups being led in, then judged, then led away so the next batch could enter the arena.  As each group was placed (1st, 2nd, etc) the self-proclaimed world travelling judge would announce to the crowd what had determined the order.  It quickly became clear that there is much I don't know (or want to know?) about this enormous animal, when the judge announced to everyone that he placed a cow lower because he would have 'liked to see it's anus a little higher'.  I immediately regressed to the age of 2 and got the giggles.  ~ Melissa


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